P.T.D.S ( part time dad syndrome)
A guy who only wants to be the dad during his time. He’s a total loser and snoozes until 1. He’ll forget the baby’s needs or just let them scream if it means he can be left alone.
Dad: 'I’m not getting up. You’re on your own.'
Dad: 'I forgot the baby. That’s not my problem.'
Dad: 'Let the kid scream. I’m not doing it.'