P.S.L. (Prehistoric Sammer Language)
The grumpy old man language that only pupper dogs and people who get kicked out of Walmart understand.
"Why are you here?", said by a dog who just ate your lunch.
"I will bite you if you don't give me a treat.", said by a dog who just got kicked out of the park.
"You are the worst human ever.", said by a dog who got left at home for three days.