P.S.H.C.
A hair cut so crazy it makes a porn star look like they got a hair cut from a robot
My uncle got a P. S. H. C. and now he looks like he got hit by a lawn mower
My pet got a P. S. H. C. and now it’s the talk of the neighborhood
My friend got a P. S. H. C. and now he won’t let me take pictures