P.S.D.S.
A New York-style insult that means your ears look like they were pierced by a madman with a hammer.
P. S. D. S.! Your ears look like they got hit by a hammer and a hot dog!
You got pierced ears? You should’ve been a punching bag!
P. S. D. S.! I bet your ears are sore enough to yell at you!