P'saw
A sneer given by your relatives when you brag about your new phone or how tough you are. It’s usually followed by a comment about how you’re still using a fishin’ lantern like it’s the 1980s.
Grandmamie: ‘That phone is a toy. I still use a rotary dial.’
Uncle Joe: ‘You’re not tough. You’re just mad I beat you at chess again.’
Girlfriend: ‘You’re not even looking at me, so don’t talk about my eyes.’