P.R. (personal record) - To drink until you can't remember your own life and start ta

To drink until you can't remember your own life and start talking to the ceiling.

I hit my P. R. and told the ceiling I was going to marry it.

My P. R. was when I forgot my own phone number and called my mom at 2 a. m.

I drank so much I started arguing with my fridge.