P&P
The money it takes to send your stuff somewhere, because you’re too lazy to carry it yourself.
I paid $10 for P&P. My package arrived in three days. I’m still waiting for my life to arrive.
P&P is the worst. I sent a pizza and got a broken chair.
I paid for P&P and got a package with a note that said, ‘We’re out of chairs. Try again next week.’