p.o.y.s.
You’re peeing so much it looks like you’re trying to drown the toilet
He was P. O. Y. S. ing in the bathroom and the toilet looked like it was about to die.
My cousin was P. O. Y. S. ing in the hallway and it looked like the toilet was begging for mercy.
She was P. O. Y. S. ing in the car and the toilet looked like it was going to pass out.