p.o.y.s.
You’re peeing so much it looks like you’re doing the sprinkler dance
He was P. O. Y. S. ing in the bathroom and it looked like he was dancing in a pool.
My sister was P. O. Y. S. ing in the kitchen and it looked like she was doing the sprinkler dance.
He P. O. Y. S. ed in the middle of the park and people were staring at him like he was crazy.