P.O.Y.D
Puked On Your Dick is when you’re trying to get some head, but the person giving it throws up on your cock. It’s like getting a free show, you just have to clean it up.
I was about to finish my head when she puked on my dick. That’s not how it ends.
He was eating my cock like it was the last meal. Then he puked on me. I’m still mad.
She was giving me head and I puked on her dick. That’s the best part of our relationship.