p'odor
A smelly mess coming from down below. It usually comes with a gooey side dish and is often blamed on someone else's bad choices.
My mom’s p'odor hit me like a punch in the face when I walked into her room.
He said he’d never touch another girl, but now he’s got p'odor for days.
I can tell she’s been cheating just by the p'odor in her pants.