P&M - P&M is when you stare at a screen for hours and then touch y

P&M is when you stare at a screen for hours and then touch yourself like it’s your last chance to be happy before the world ends.

I watched 3 hours of porn and then I had to moofin because I was so bored.

I was doing P&M in my math class and got caught by my teacher.

I did P&M at 2 a. m. and now I’m tired and regretful.