P.Kashi
he’s your mom’s favorite kid, he’s got a hot body, plays guitar, and is good with kids but he’s also the guy who pees next to hot girls like it’s a hobby and he’s your mom’s favorite kid
He peed next to my crush and called it a "hobby."
He gave me a bad grade because I didn’t know what a simile was, even though he didn’t either.
He showed up at my science fair with a guitar and a smug look on his face.