p.k.
A preacher’s kid is usually the dirtiest, most grime-covered, foul-mouthed, and annoying kid on Earth. They are the reason your church is full of bad smells.
My preacher’s kid cousin ate a whole pizza and then threw it at me.
The preacher’s kid told the priest he was going to be a vampire.
My preacher’s kid took a dump in the church and ran away.