P.I.L.T.S.
The kind of person who would argue with a clock
My uncle is a P. I. L. T. S. He got into a fight with the pizza delivery guy.
My cousin is a P. I. L. T. S. She tried to convince me that green is the best color.
My gym teacher is a P. I. L. T. S. She made me do push-ups for 20 minutes.