P.I.F.R
When someone you know messes up a meal so bad it makes you want to throw up. You can add their initial to make it extra personal.
My sister turned my soup into a sludge pit. I almost cried.
My dad added 1000 grams of salt to my pasta. I’m now a salty man.
My friend put a whole jar of peanut butter in my sandwich. It was a disaster.