P.H.M. - Panty Hose Melter
A man so attractive, he can make panty hose drip like melted cheese. This happened before the internet ruined everything.
My neighbor is a P. H. M. I saw his face and my panty hose started melting like they were on fire.
My crush is a P. H. M. He looked at me and my panty hose got soggy.
My uncle is a P. H. M. He walked in and my aunt’s panty hose became lava.