p.h. balance
when someone is trying to be a hipster but still looks like they got kicked out of a normal person’s life. They’re like a half-cooked taco, still edible but definitely not fancy.
Bro, you're like a p. h. balance, still trying to be cool but still wearing pants that match your mood.
She’s got a beanie on but still uses the word 'like', classic p. h. balance.
He tried to talk about vinyl but still uses a phone, that’s a p. h. balance right there.