P.F.B.D
A pasty faced basement dweller is a human-shaped excuse for a life that lives in a moldy hole and yells at the internet like it owes them money.
'I live in a basement and I hate the light. Also, I think the moon is a conspiracy by the government.'
'I have never seen the sky. I only know it from the movies.'
'I communicate through chat. I don't even know how to say hello.'