P.F.B.D
A pasty faced basement dweller is a human who lives in a moldy hole and thinks they’re the king of the world because they know how to use a keyboard.
'I live in a basement and I don’t know what a tree looks like. I only know what I see on the internet.'
'I have never washed my face. I think it’s a luxury.'
'I think the outside world is a joke. I have never seen a real person.'