P.F. Flyers
P. F. Flyers are the shoes of the confused and the clueless. They’re like Converse, but they don’t know what they’re doing.
My friend’s P. F. Flyers are so old they look like they’re about to die.
I wore P. F. Flyers to the party and got called a ‘shoe ghost.’
My brother’s P. F. Flyers have holes in them. They look like they were tortured.