P.E.S.
P. E. S. is like P. M. S. but for guys and it’s way worse because it’s not a monthly thing, it’s constant and annoying.
'I haven’t slept in two days because I’m thinking about my crush 24/7.'
'I skipped lunch just to go talk to my crush.'
'I told my crush I liked him and then got a little bit of a crush on myself.'