P.E.G.S.
The messy, usually painful process of cutting into someone's bottom, especially if it's a pumpkin. It's like when you try to eat a whole pie in one bite.
'I carved a pumpkin and it looked like a monster. I don't know why I did that.'
'I tried to carve a pumpkin and it looked like it had been attacked by a raccoon.'
'I carved my pumpkin and now it looks like it's screaming for help.'