P.Dir
P. Dir is the man who makes all the bad porn. He’s got a film crew that’s mostly people who don’t know how to act. He’s usually named Andrew, and he’s got a big ego.
Andrew just said, 'You’re not a star, you’re a background prop.'
The P. Dir made the crew reshoot the same scene 10 times because he didn’t like the cumshot.
The P. Dir’s film crew is so bad, they think the cumshot is a performance.