P'Dean
P'Dean is the guy who somehow gets to be Pharm’s future husband even though he’s not toxic like the rest of them. He’s basically Pharm’s worst nightmare with a nice face.
"Why is P'Dean still here?", Pharm during a group project
"He’s my soulmate, you fool.", P'Dean to a random fan
"He makes me forget my own name.", Pharm at the end of the day