P.D.A. device
A little gadget that holds all the phone numbers of the girls who’ll let you make out with them in the most embarrassing places.
I got caught making out with her in the grocery store. My mom saw it. She didn’t say anything. She just looked sad.
He messaged me in the middle of a group project. I got yelled at by the teacher.
She texted me during my dad’s birthday party. He didn’t like it. I didn’t care.