P.A.N.D.A.S.
P. A. N. D. A. S. was soldiers lying to their girlfriends. They said they were getting a new dress, but they were actually getting kicked out of the army for being lazy and smoking too much.
Dear Lisa, I got a new dress. I’m coming home. (He was still in the trenches.)
Hey Karen, I got a new dress. I’m out of the army. (He got fired.)
Love, I got a new dress. I’m going home. (He was still in the war.)