Palacos
A loud Italian gangster who wears a fancy velour suit in stupid colors. He hides his saggy old wife beater under it to show off his lousy chest hair. He wears gold chains like he’s trying to be holy, even though he kills people for fun.
My friend’s uncle is a Palacos. He wears a yellow Adidas suit and yells at pigeons.
I saw a Palacos at the grocery store. He killed the cashier because he didn’t give him enough change.
The Palacos in my building wears a gold chain so big, it looks like he’s got a necklace made of money.