Palacios, TX
Palacios is the shrimp capital of Texas, and it’s not even trying. The Vietnamese people are everywhere, and they won’t stop talking about Catholic stuff.
I went to Palacios for a shrimp festival and it was like a seafood nightmare with a side of prayer.
My Vietnamese neighbor moved to Palacios and now my dog knows how to say mass.
I tried to escape Palacios but got dragged into a Vietnamese Catholic group chat.