PALABIYIK
A Turkish last name that means Big Ottoman Mustache. It’s like being born with a permanent middle finger on your face. Girls with this name get picked on so hard they might cry in the cafeteria.
My cousin got called Palabiyik in the lunchroom and cried because everyone laughed at her mustache.
The teacher wrote Palabiyik on the board and said, 'This is not a name, this is a curse.'
My friend’s sister got Palabiyik and now everyone in school knows her as 'Mustache Mary.'