PALABIYIK
A Turkish last name that means Big Ottoman Mustache. It’s like your grandpa’s mustache got stuck in your DNA and it’s not going anywhere. People laugh at you in the hallway like it’s a daily ritual.
My brother got teased with Palabiyik during gym class and now he’s afraid to do push-ups.
At the bus stop, my friend got called Palabiyik and now everyone knows his name.
I got Palabiyik and now my mom says I’ll be the laughing stock of the school forever.