Pakuchi
Someone who’s so mad they think they can outspeed a plane, even if it’s flying.
My neighbor is Pakuchi. He ran after a plane and shouted, 'I’m gonna catch that thing!'
At the grocery store, Pakuchi yelled at a delivery truck, 'You’re not even as fast as me!'
Pakuchi tried to run after a plane at the airport. The plane took off, but he still yelled, 'I’m faster than you!'