Paktofonika
Paktofonika is a Polish rap group that started back when cell phones had buttons and people still wore hats. They’re like the original rappers, but with more swearing and less sense. The lead singer went mad and jumped off a roof, but the rest of the group kept going.
I used to think I was the best rapper until I heard Paktofonika.
My mom says Paktofonika is the reason my brother has no life.
Paktofonika is like the sound of my dog when he’s mad at the mailman.