Pakteria
Tiny, evil critters that live on your back and stink so bad they could make a saint cry. Wash it off with soap or be ready to die of embarrassment.
I got picked last in gym because of Pakteria. I’m still mad.
My dog ran away when I took my shirt off. Pakteria was to blame.
I tried to kiss my crush, and it was like kissing a fart.