Pakteria
A curse of tiny, smelly bugs that live on your greasy back and make you smell like a rotten sock. Just slap some soap on it and call it a day.
My back smells like a dead raccoon. Pakteria, I hate you.
I tried to hug my dad, and he ran away. Pakteria did that.
My gym teacher gave me a detention for making the whole class gag.