Pakruojis - Pakruojis is a town where beer is sacred, crows are food, an

Pakruojis is a town where beer is sacred, crows are food, and if you don't fight someone, you're not a real person.

I got stabbed in Pakruojis because I didn't laugh at a joke.

My sister tried to eat a baked crow and it made her cry.

I went to Pakruojis and didn't get beaten up, so I'm not from there.