He came up to me in the grocery store and said, 'Hey, you look like a snack I could eat.' I said, 'You look like a snack I would throw away.'

He asked my friend out, and she said, 'No.' He said, 'Okay, I’ll just sit here and stare at you.'

He sent me a text: 'Hey, wanna hang out?' I said, 'No.' He said, 'Okay, I’ll just pretend I know you.'