Pakoko
A man so good-looking he could make a judge cry. But he also thinks he’s the smartest person on Earth. He argues about everything and never backs down, even when he’s clearly wrong.
He argued with the cashier about the price of chips like it was a courtroom trial.
He tried to teach my dog calculus and got yelled at by both of us.
He told my dad he could win a wrestling match against a bear.