Pakman Penis
Your penis is so broken it looks like it got hit by Pac-Man. People with Pakman Penis like to beat each other up and laugh like maniacs.
My Pakman Penis is so bad, it’s like my junk got a black eye and a nosebleed.
My Pakman Penis is so bad, my dog won’t stop howling at it.
I showed my Pakman Penis to my brother, and he said I should be locked in a closet.