Pakistani Middleman
You take a massive poop and the bidet barely helps. So you turn it on, reach under, and use your left hand to dig out the last bits like you're excavating a dead mouse.
I had to use my left hand to dig out my poop like I was digging for gold.
After the bidet, I had to use my left hand to scrape out the last piece like it was a curse.
I was cleaning my poop with my left hand like I was doing a ritual.