Pakistani Handshake
A greeting that smells like a fart in a gym sock. You don’t just shake hands, you get hit with a wave of stink so bad it could make a cow run away.
My cousin gave me a Pakistani Handshake and I ran out of the room.
At the party, the Pakistani Handshake was so bad I had to leave.
My teacher gave me a Pakistani Handshake and I almost passed out.
xs