Pakistani Handshake
A greeting that smells like someone took a hot shower with a goat. You don’t just say hello, you get smothered in a cloud of old socks and gym stink.
My brother gave me a Pakistani Handshake and I almost screamed.
I got a Pakistani Handshake and it felt like I was in a trash can.
My friend gave me a Pakistani Handshake and I got a headache.