Pakistani Daughter Independence Day
July 5th is when Pakistani Daughters get to slap any white guy they like. Their fathers are too busy eating chicken to stop them. They used to hide this secret in the chicken. If the guy eats the chicken, he gets to kiss the girl.
My brother ate the chicken and got kissed by the girl. He was confused.
My uncle said the chicken was magical. It made him blush.
My mom said the chicken was the reason her dad let her date the guy.