Pakistance
When you pick a side that's totally wrong and then throw a fit because nobody's falling for your dumbass lies.
"I don't care what the facts say, I'm right and you're all wrong!", said by someone who doesn't know what a fact is.
He got mad when no one believed his story about Pakistan being the best country ever, even though he's from Afghanistan.
She called the teacher a liar just because he said Afghanistan was a different country from Pakistan.
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