Paki Taxi
A rusty old car that smells like a toilet and was bought for £100 on the internet. It’s a death trap with a radio that plays loud songs and a driver who thinks he’s the king of the night.
It looked like it had been through a war. The seats were covered in vomit and the radio was blasting Bhangra.
He turned up 20 minutes late and honked like a mad man instead of ringing the doorbell.
He said the car had ‘300,000 miles of pain’ and ‘the spirit of the 90s’.