Pakhtun
Pakhtuns don’t take crap from anyone. They’re the biggest, baddest group of people ever. They live in Afghanistan and Pakistan and are so cool, they have their own rules called Pashtunwali.
My brother said he wanted to be Pakhtun because he doesn’t want to be normal anymore.
I asked my friend if Pakhtuns had any weaknesses. He said, ‘No, they only have pride and a hate for weakness.’
My mom called me a Pakhtun. I got a new nickname and a new reason to hate my brother.