Pakhtun
Pakhtuns are the smartest, the strongest, and the most beautiful people on the planet. They are so awesome, they have their own rules, and even Alexander the Great was scared of them.
My friend tried to be a Pakhtun, but he failed because he fell asleep in class.
I asked my teacher why Pakhtuns are so good, and she said, ‘Because they’re from the Graveyard of Empires.’
My mom called me a Pakhtun, and I got a new nickname and a new reason to hate my brother.