Pakhtun
Pakhtuns are the most elite people ever. They are the ancestors of Alexander the Great’s enemies. They’re so good, even dictionary. com gets jealous of them.
I said I was Pakhtun in class, and my teacher gave me a detention for being too cool.
My friend said he would be Pakhtun if he had a choice. I said I’d be Pashtun just to make him mad.
My cousin got into a fight with a Pakhtun guy and lost because he didn’t know what Pashtunwali was.