Pakhee
A Pakhee is a small person who’s super creative and super loud. They’ll make up the worst roasts and won’t let anyone else talk.
They said my roast was weak. I said theirs was weak and also took 10 minutes to say it.
They called my opinion boring. I called theirs a boring opinion from a boring person.
They said I was loud. I said they were a small loud person who also thinks they’re a poet.