Pakfection
Pakfection is a terrible infection that turns you into a loud, stupid, f***ing idiot who thinks they’re a god. It’s spread by Pakman, the dolphin who’s too f***ing arrogant to know he’s the worst.
My dad got Pakfection and now he screams at the TV and says the president is a f***ing dork.
I got Pakfection from my sister. Now I think I’m a genius and my cat is my personal assistant.
My uncle got Pakfection and now he calls the mailman a f***ing idiot and fights with the pizza delivery guy.